I just randomly began thinking about this.

An anonymous note left on my coworker's desk:

A fart is just a turd honking its horn for the right of way.

This song is stuck in my head. I hate it.



I don't care if it was #1 and inspired a movie. It still sucks.

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Why do I love the show Jon and Kate + Eight so much?


While you're at it can you explain why I like this song so much?

While I was out and about on my lunch hour I passed a woman I predict was in her mid-sixties. She wore a crushed velvet cat suit in a blue leopard print. She accented her outfit with a large black leather belt that looked like it had been attacked by a Bedazzler.

I've had this song stuck in my head for the last two days. Always and forever.

To date four episodes of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew have aired. In the last 48 hours I have managed to watch every episode.

And I plan on recording Thursday's new episode.

Flipping through the channels I came across "Celebrity* Rehab with Dr. Drew."

I watched the entire episode. And now I want more.



*The term celebrity used loosely.

I don't want to go out tonight.

I want to make peanutbutter no-bake cookies instead.

And eat really cheesy pizza.

This morning I had the following dream:

I went to see a band called Bad As Cats. I thought, that's an unusual name. Are cats so bad that we refer to things as being as bad as them? You'd think as a cat owner I'd know the answer to that.

Halfway through the show I realize the bands name isn't Bad As Cats. It's Bad Ass Cats. The band just can't spell.

When I was a wee one my mom bought me a Barbie Doll from a garage sale. Some twisted Dr. Frankenstein wannabe has brought her to life.

Is it possible to over-indulge in hummus?

Because I think I just did.

I'm not sure why, but I love this song.

Homeless man shouting and gesturing wildly at the guy unloading a delivery truck: "He's a pimp right there he is!"

Shouted twice for good measure.

Comment and I'll give you a letter. You have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. After, post this in your journal, and give out some letters of your own.

I was given K. I've since come to realize there's not many things I like that start with the letter K.

( In No Particular Order )

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